EST-de-HER

Ho...Holy Crap!!! I lost my intuitions!!!!

2009-01-25T23:33:00.000-08:00

Firstly,let's refresh our minds on the many things that happened in my blog................................

Nothing~~~~~

Second,let's see who noticed the revival of my blog......................

No one~~~~~

Lastly,we'll all celebrate Happy Chinese New Year in the Year of 2009(Year of the Ox) and my dead blog in this early days of 2009......

I have lost all ideas on making new post~~~~~

SO NEAR YET SO FAR~~~~~

To think my blogging will last for a year but it would have seem I will need to wait a certain miraculous event for me to blog......

And so I end my post in a GLOOMY blogging year.....

FINALLY,GONG XI FA CAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD

Super Lame TAG!!!

2009-01-01T21:24:00.000-08:00

1. Where were you 3 hours ago?
Staring blankly into the deep white sand with numbers on it!!!

2. Who are you in love with?
A human... What else!!!

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Well i'm still here to reply this tag... GUESS!!! DID I?!

4. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
The 2nd tab to the left of this tab on the monitor... is this 10 feet enough for ya...

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
I don't go mall... I go home... ZzZzz

6. Are you wearing socks right now?
Yes if I'm a sickly undersized creature call SANTA'S ELF!!!

7. Do you have a car worth over $2,000?
My monthly allowance can't even reach 100... And your asking for a 2k vehicle?!

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
If I can't afford a 2k vehicle do you expect me to drive a vehicle...

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Have you read my last post?! Does The Spirit ring a bell to you?

11. What are you wearing right now?
Shirt,pants,underwear,specs... Good enough?

12. Do you wash your car or let the car wash do it?
I DON'T HAVE A VEHICLE... DO YOU NOT PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!

13. Last food that you ate?
I'm not on the verge of death... I still have plenty of time before I have my final meal
PS: I understand what it mean by last food

14. Where were you last week at this time?
HERE

15. You bought any clothing items in the last week?
If your my mate then you'll know... Guess, if your not

16. When is the last time you ran?
Dude... This is one heck of a lame question!!!

17. What's the last sporting event you watched?
The Race between 2 idiots in a restaurant to see who gets to pay the bill

18. What is your favorite animal?
Do I dare say it? Do I... DO I?!!! It's YOU!!!!

19. Your dream vacation?
Nothing but Hell

20. Last person's house you were in?
Who is the last person on Earth anyway? O.o

21. Worst injury you've ever had?
Brain damage due to a massive accident that causes a concussion to my brain and made me a true handicap man that couldn't walk the Earth... WHAT THE HELL I'M NOT DEAD!!!!

22. Have you been in love?
YA!!! WITH A HUMAN!!! READ QUESTION 2... DON'T YOU EVER PAY ATTENTION!!!!!!!!!!!

23. Do you miss anyone right now?
YA LA!!!!! MY HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24. Last play you saw?
The Race between 2 idiots in a restaurant to see who gets to pay the bill...
(This is familiar, DEJAVU!!!)

25. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?
Remain as the same sex till I achieve resonance

26. What are your plans for tonight?
Are there really any different plans for humans during the night? Sleep~~~~~~~~~~~

27. Who is the last person you sent a message or comment?
I still don't know who is the last person on Earth

28. Next trip you are going to take?
The trip at my house's stairs... And I'll make it the worst trip EVER!!!

29. Ever go to camp?
I don't go camp... I just camp

30. Were you an honor roll student in school?
I made a truancy spree at my school... Is that honorable?

31. What do you want to know about the future?
WHO MADE THIS TAG!!!!!!!

32. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Smell me~~~

33. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Ya I think I might be departing from this Earth soon... OF COURSE NOT!!!

34. Where is your best friend?
At their best house

35. Who is your best friend?(s)
I call them my best humans

36. Do you have a tan?
No but I do have a can... And if this tag gets anymore lame I'll throw this can at that guy who made this tag!!!

37. What are you listening to right now?
YOUR QUESTIONS ARE RINGING IN MY EARS!!!!

38. Do you collect anything?
CANS!!!! TO THROW IT AT YA!!!!

39. Who is the biggest gossiper you know?
That's something for me to know and for you to find out

40. Last time you got stopped by a cop or pulled over?
FOR THE LAST TIME!!!!!!! I... AM... VEHICLE-LESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

41. Have you ever drank your soda from a straw?
THAT'S IT!!!!! THIS IS OFFICIALLY THE LAMEST TAG I'VE DID IN MY BLOGGING LIFE!!!

42. What does your last text message say?
ZZZZZZZZ.... Mind your own business guy who made this tag

43. Do you like hot sauce?
I like spicy sauce... Hot sauce is just plain weird...

44. Last time you took a shower?
Way before you were born

45. Do you need to do laundry?
Only when it snows in Malaysia

46. What is your heritage?
2 eyes 2 ears 1 nose 1 mouth 1 head n body parts...

47. Are you someone's best friend?
Who's not

48. Are you rich?
Rich in blood... But not in cash

49. What were you doing at 12AM last night?
Sleeping la~~~~~~~

50. Who was the last person to call you?
I Don't know who's the last person on Earth... Plzzzz just leave me alone with these questions T.T

Tag 5 people:
Anyone...
And I bet no one will do this kind of tag... XD

The Spirit

2008-12-27T20:59:00.000-08:00

Well Hello there Humans.... It's been a long long time since I made a proper post... And this time,it's another improper post... XD...

Recently I went to watch a movie with my dear Dear DEER OLD SISTER and her friends!!! And OMG, I was drop dead bored... They were speaking alien language... I DON'T UNDERSTAND A THING!!! But thats all in the past...

Today I'm bringing you the review on the latest movie that hit the big screen... THE SPIRIT!!!!

Oh yeah... the poster's real heck of an eye candy... Check out this synopsis... (Skip it if you like)

A detective prevents an attempt to release a substance that will leave the citizens of Central City in suspended animation. He is exposed to the goo, which gives him the ability to withstand any beating. He battles crime and a slew of femme fatales.

Yes it's quite a good overview...

The movie was.... uh... really good... I must say it's 1 of the best tear-jerker of the year... It got me crying over my 10 bucks after the show... Really! Tell me,how many shows has made you cry from the start till the end? I know this show did...

GENRE
The genre of this movie is like a Sherlock Holmes film... But the mysteries of the movie are revealed way early in the beginning of the mysteries, so the suspense feature is not fully used to the max...

Script
Scripts.... Ah... HORRIBLE!!! The jokes were really lame and the speeches are weird... I couldn't really get what they are trying say but towards the end of the movie, things start to get clear...

Actor and actress
The Spirit was played by Gabriel Macht...

Black suit, black hat, red tie... This masked vigilante fights for justice in the shadows... Kinda reminds me of the dark knight... Things that differs them both, Spirit loves the ladies, Dark knight flies solo... This guy died twice in the movie, yes, TWICE! They say when a person is near to his death, their life flashes before their eyes... But for the Spirit,in his 2nd death, he sees woman.... I SAW A ROW OF EM'!!!

Well even though the show was not 10 bucks worth, I still enjoy watching Samuel Jackson's acting... He plays the infamous Octopus...

Octopus appears as Spirit's arch nemesis, whoever which have seen before Octopus face will be killed ( As said in the synopsis)... But in the movie many have seen his face and still walks the Earth... Nice synopsis ==

OVERALL
The movie really isn't worth watching due to the ennui it can bring... I'll give it an overall rating of 4 out of 10... I know that StarTwo has already done a review on this movie but that's their opinion on the movie...

Don't You Know Who I Think I Am

2008-12-23T21:08:00.000-08:00

I. Put your iTunes/any other players on shuffle.
II. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
III. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS! IV. Tag 11 friends who might enjoy doing this.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
The Dirt Whispered *Ya,I think I just heard the dust whispering "IS THIS OKAY"*

2. WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Cannon Rock *No,I don't wanna be a rock*

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
A Little Piece Of Heaven *Heaven as in their angelic behavior,NOT NEGATIVELY THINKING*

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Brompton Cocktail *Like a cocky dude?With a tail?!*

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Prayer Of The Refugee *I can't believe I'm praying for refugees!!!*

6. WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Re-Education *woot!!I'm dumb enough so I guess I need to go back to Kindergarten*

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Sorry *CRAP!!! Curses... How dare they!!!*

8. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR PARENTS?
Hero Of War *Swt... My parents are true patriots @_@*

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Hum Hallelujah *NO!! I'M NOT A CHRISTIAN!!!*

10. WHAT IS 2+2?
4 Minutes *well 4 is correct but... What's with the minutes?!!*

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Unbound (The Wild Ride) *Yeah... He's a wild one and he always take me for a WILD RIDE!*

12. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Scream *A Homicidal Maniac with a voice of 10,000Hz screaming in high-pitch-glass-wrecking tone*

13. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
I've Got All This Ringing In My Ears and none On My Fingers * I'm still wondering what they're thinking... and I don't use my fingers as my thinking machine*

14. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Don't Care *WOOHOO!!! God,you just made the perfect call... I REALLY DON'T CARE!!!*

15. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Entertainment *Swt...God...What have I done In My life which made you so pissed off that during my funeral an entertaining song must be played...*

16. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Unholy Confessions *Uh... I'm do not do unholy stuffs la... ZZZ*

17. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Let's Get It Started *HaHa.. I'm only having secrets since now XD*

18. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Savior *They have never saved me even once in my lifetime... But still they are enjoyable playtoys ^^*

19. WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Dear God *God coming down to earth... and stop humanity from destroying mother nature... THAT'S JUST HORRIBLE!!!*

20. HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Phantom Of The Opera *As THAT GUY??? NO WAY!!!! It's plain crucial death!!!*

21. DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Fall for you *Even if someone doesn't... I still will fall for my love XD... (Oooo.... I'm saying bad things)*

22. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Love Is Gone *Yeah... I will destroy the feeling of love... But even if I could Warp time and space,I still cannot do that la ==*

23. WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Generation *YES~~~ Our fututre generation is 1 heck of a pain in the ASS!!!*

24. WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Don't You Know Who I Think I Am *I learn more about myself through this tag... Brrr~~~ EVIL TAG*

Tagging: 4 out of 11
Han Ren
May Jiuan
Chow Kuan
Shin Yi

Majlis Perpisahan Pengawas Pusat Sumber 2008 SMKRM( 6th Dec 2008 )

2008-12-06T21:25:00.000-08:00

Ah yes... Yet another party came crashing down like they all suppose to be... And this was really a downer...

Majlis Perpisahan Pengawas Pusat Sumber 2008 SMKRM... Phew,what a sickly long term... Let's shorten this up to MPS.... Haha,much better...

This years MPS was held at the Royal Klang Club... Royal, WOW! Sounds fun... Well it's not as good as it sounds to be.... The place is rather small... A really small club for a 80++ yrs old club.... Yep,it's old alright...

This years MPS theme was black and white... So everyone needs to be dressed in black or white formally... I,which doesn't have any black formal shirt had to borrow 1 from my cousin's band black uniform... Lol,thx dude XD....

And I found myself looking like this...

Laugh all you want... I look awkward ya know... and feel awkward.... Is awkward spelled like this? @_@ Ya guess so...

I won't blend in the details to the time I had to help in the decorations of the place... oh wait... did I mention I was in charged of the performance on that day... LOL... Here's something to talk about... I was to prepare performance and games for the party,BUT,I went there empty-handed without a single performance... HAHAHA... Ya I know,it's lame....

MOVING ON!!!

The ceremony was to begin at 4.30... But only 24 humans came by 4.30... A total of 50++ humans paid for this party and only 24 showed up... Well THAT was pathetic...

Luckily we still have a little performances in the end thanks to Jerald and Vivek... Lol, Jerald played his keyboard as usual and Vivek sang a song... It was 1 hell of a performance... and by hell I mean a real LIVING HELL!!! But who am I to complain... I was suppose to get the performance... HAHAHA

Then there are some weird games which I have no idea what are they trying to do and some speech which Kim Seng and I just skipped... We didn't want to kill our ears so we decided to take a stroll around the club...

There weren't many varieties of foods around.... Sad... The salad sauce tasted funny,it was really sour compared to the normal ones... I think it's expired... O.O
The rest of the foods are just mild tasted.... DIDN'T ENJOY IT AT ALL

The only fun part about this party was Kim Seng and I going around disturbing humans... If it weren't for him I don't think I could survive that whole 3 hours of HELL!!!THx KS kia... HAHA

The party ended with a balloon fight.... Not popping balloons... Just banging each others head with it... Now THAT WAS FUN!!! XD

2008-11-28T22:23:00.001-08:00

1) Do you think you're hot?
no.... not since the las few days of rain XD

2) Upload a picture of yourself?
mayb... wait la.... nxt time

3) Why do you like the picture?
cuz im hot... @_@

4) When is the last time you ate pizza?
do u jot down wat u ate and when u eat?

5) The last song you listened to?
avenged sevenfold-a little piece of heaven... the oni song i've listen since tis 2 weeks of holiday

6) What are you doing now besides this?
nothing

7) What name do you prefer besides your name?
Human

People I tag:
Han Ren
Shin Yi
Chow Kuan
Caleb
Yee Ai

8) Who is number 1?
Han Ren...READ ABOVE!!!

9) Number 3 is having a relationship with?
Ck? Wait ah...calling him now... *RING~~~

10) Say something about number 5?
My fren who alwiz seem lonely in tuition XD

11) How about number 4?
A human with superb brain

12) Who is number 2?
Another human with another superb brain... :P

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Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you wish were true.
Leave the fibs alone.

Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.
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I love my friends (love is such a harsh word XD)
Teacher are sometimes fun too
You're mine
Holidays sucks
Miracle would happen
Friends are forever
Everything is a circle and you'll be back in square 1
I love ice creams
I don't enjoy leisure sports
I hate Facebook
I don't shop when I have a bunch of money
I won't give myself excuses to buy stuff that I like
I hate when outing's doesn't work out
I dislike camwhore-ing
I hate people giving me mini teddy bears where I can't hug it to sleep( I already hate bears)
I love lcly friends
Lala are just having an artistic mind
People thinks I'm an idiot but actually...I really am
I LOVE Christmas. Especially whites 1
I like dong dong ciang's musics
I am so damn fking healthy ( I wouldn't really call myself purely healthy,jz don have cancer)
I'm a Chinese whom studied mandarin for 13 years and still sucks at it (hehehe... it's oni 9 years... lalalala)

Stabbing...

Han Ren
Shin Yi
Chow Kuan
Caleb
Yee Ai

Melaka (End Of Days)

2008-11-21T05:15:00.000-08:00

8 NOV 2008(Saturday):
12.00 AM >>> It was late at the night yet early in the morning...The apartment was silent with a slight breeze of air...I stood by the balcony,waiting to see any "activities" around the hotel... NOTHING~~~

12.15 AM >>> It has been only 15 min but I've gotten bored of my night watch... So I went on to my room...There,I saw few humans who were going mad with their daily activities...On Bed 1,Tim and Tan,2 suspected couples who were secretly in love was on the bed gossiping about other humans that I've never heard of in my life...I continued to scan the area...On Bed 2,Shahrul was listening to shuffling music,I couldn't be bothered by him...My eyes went on looking for other humans...THERE,I spotted 3,NO! 4 HUMANS...Who,where by,was really getting the heat on...WITH YU-GI-OH cards...

1.30 AM >>> The card battle went on and on and on and on AND ON...Suddenly,1 of the player collapsed in despair...It seems he was injured in the fight,on to Bed 2,where he slumbers in recovery...POOR CREATURE...

2.00 AM >>> There were only 3 remaining players left...It was a 3-man match to decide who gets the last cup noodle...Player 1 brought out a deck of cards filled with donkeys,Player 2 countered the donkeys with his horses,Player 3 refused to give in and summoned a disgusting piece of wrecked card...OH...the battle went on and on and on and on...AGAIN!

3.00 AM >>> It was getting late...I was about to have an eye shut when I suddenly spotted a,what seems to be a,GAMEBOY...I got hold of myself to that gameboy and cling myself to it...And I played it throughout the whole card game...

4.00 AM >>> 1 of the player surrended in shame...He proposed that they stop fighting over a stupid cup noodle....and fight for the final pack of MILO!!! The battle continues...and so did I,with the gameboy...

4.30 AM >>> It was really silent at that time... All of a sudden,the room door just open abruptly...causing an anaphylactic shock...Everyone went into a deep deep slumber...Luckily 1 of us came to senses and investigated the cause of the door slamming...It was Jerald...The GIGANTUA! He brought us some fresh news,it was the cold history of the hotel we're staying in...HOTEL A FAMOSA...

4.45 AM >>> According to Jerald this hotel has a history of ghost haunts,and accoding to Jerald,according to the hotel's night watchman...A few years back,this hotel was just like any normal hotel,just plain hotel with humans living in it...But 1 incident changed the whole hotel PERMANENTLY...

*BANG *CRASH *THUMP *THUD...

A horrible accident happened at the hotel...A man died in a car crash accident on a night...The man's soul was never at rest and still wanders around the area...Not haunting the living...But just wandering around...

The hotel night watchman claimed that he has ENCOUNTERED the soul before,says that he spoke with the soul...

NIGHT WATCHMAN:Kamu jangan kacau saya dan saya tidak akan kacau kamu

Good thing is,the night watchman did not anger the soul...So he was unharmed...The soul decide to heed his words and goes on doing whatever he's doing...At least that's what I think...

5.00 AM >>> Everyone wasn't really afraid of that story...But for the sake of fun,we decided to haunt ourselves...The plan was proposed by Ding,one of our comrades...He decided to take a snap shot of the outside of the balcony...Though we all know it won't work but like I say,it would be fun to do so,so we went on with his plans...

*SNAP *SNAP *SNAP

NOTHING~~~~

6.00 AM >>> It was already morning...The sunlight breaches the field and the sky seemed bluish grey... After that whole night of living in fear,Ding,Jerald,Kim Seng,Han Ren and I decided to go for a morning walk...We walked on towards a golf course...But later on Ding and Jerald went on a separate path...While they were away we vandalised the golf course XD.... We even took pictures of it...There was a lake nearby the golf course and the morning air was really a breather...

Initial "KS"(Kim Seng)

Initial "YnL"(Yau and Lau)

This 1's a little blur,it writes "KYL"(Kim Seng,Yau,Lau)

We were a happy bunch of vandalising rats XD

Ah... To be able to talk like myself again... HAHAHA...LALALA... I feel free~~~~~

RIGHT! After all those weird stuffs we talk last night... It was finally morning, time to get up before the sun starts burning your butts XD

We were heading over to the A Famosa Safari... To see animals of course... Sorry humans, I didn't get many shots at the Safari Zone so there weren't many pictures to show you...

Firstly we went to the elephant show, a real bummer... A slow-paced elephant taking their own sweet time slowly playing... I almost fell asleep half way during the show...

Elephant Dunk!

3-pointer Elephant

More elephants

After the show we went on a jeep to travel across the area looking at animals.... I was sleeping all the way XD... Must be cause I didn't sleep throughout the whole night...

And then to the Multi animal show... Interesting...Much better than elephants...They have various types of animals... OBVIOUSLY...

This here is an otter,cute and clever... but stupid...

Next was the bird show.... Lastly Cowboy Show,now there's something to talk about.... Of all the show,Cowboy was the best,They made the gunfire look real with the firing and the blood on the walls.... It's a comedy show...

Cowboy town

In totality,Cowboy Show was the best among all...

After the show,we went to our bus and went straight back to school.... And it was time to say bye bye~~~

Phew...Finally finish my post on Melaka XD... I'll see you all again in my next post... BYE~~~

Melaka Days... A long post!!!

2008-11-12T05:57:00.000-08:00

Ahhhh... Melaka... The classics... House of dead peoples, house of all things old and the HOUSE OF HISTORY!!!

Well... It's not all that bad... at least this time we didn't go Melaka-o-so-famous Red House... I'm so glad... But we did went through the red house...

Oh... I met a really nice little cowboy who would kindly pose for me there... He's cute XD.
And here's a picture of him.

But I learnt 1 priceless lesson...

Why did the cowboy species face extinction since the last few decades?

Probably because they were dumb enough to insert their heads into a howitzer... HAHA

Or there might be a possibility that fellow cowboys try to insert their partners head while the howitzer was still active... O.O SMART!!!

Ok... it seems I have crap enough into the future of my trip... Let us all have a flash back to the time before the death of cowboys...

A long long time ago, when humans were still fossils and fire were still undiscovered...

It was a Sunday morning... I went to school, the bus took off, the humans were in the bus, and of course we talked gibberish in the bus.... So boring!!!!

But then,something cute happened... Han Ren brought out his toy... A puzzle piece where foolish humans crack their brains to release 2 o more weird piece of puzzle into separate piece...

And here's a picture of it... 2 hook-like-objects bind to each other... But you need skills to open it XD

And here are the few foolish humans who are desperately trying to open it... HAHAHA!!!! Sad humans... GIVE IT UP!!!

And finally.. here's a view of the bus life during our trip to Melaka....

Hohoho... The bus life to Melaka is really dull... So let's get on with our 1st destination...

BEHOLD.... BUKIT AUYIN!!!!

FEEL THE AWESOMENESS OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST "DOOR"!!!

AND NOW... THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU "TRIP TO MELAKA"....
THE DEMONIC TRIO !!!

Phew... that's enough of loud announcements...

ok... moving on into Bukit Auyin...

Hhhmm... there weren't any fun things to do there... just like a temple with lots of lots of LOTS OF ROCKS....

You get wat I'm saying!? XD

Well each rocks has it's own history... but I never listen what the tour guide said... Uh... I think none of us did O.O

Then we went on ahead and found this pathway...

OoOoo.... fascinating...

I wonder where it leads? Looks dark in there... Probably hell.. XD

Oh Han Ren... Your hands are as disturbing as when you were just an embryo... LOL

Moving on....

Oh lookie... It's a roof... It also has a weird history but I never listen XD

Ah... here's something I overheard....

This well, is the well of wealth... wash your hands with the waters in this well, and you will get rich..... WHAT A STORY!!!

This here is the well of....uh....um.... somewhat....weird....superstitious thing again. -_-
What, I was never a good eave's dropper....

In totality, they have 5 wells here... Well of fortune,wealth,health and etc....
Followed by lots of weird entrances....

Have a look at these~~~~
Weird gate NO.1

Weird gate NO.2

Weird gate NO.3... OMG!!!! Who put those guys in there!!!! CUT!!!!!!!!

Saw this humongous book in the picture below...

Yeah, I know, It's huge... But I wonder why do these humans are so desperate in touching it???

Probably because the tour guide said that if you touch that book, you'll get intelligent... HAHAHA... Pathetic humans, why are you so superstitious...

I MUST TOUCH IT........... *touch

Ok, I'm done with explaining all these pictures here.... So the following pictures has no stories but just fun... ENJOY!!!

The views through my point of view in Bukit Auyin... Not much of it...

Oh look, there's Kim Seng, one of the joker that brightens up the day... HAHAHA...
Sick fella.... XD

Mahadi's Ketupat gang...

ZzZzZz...

Human Stack Chair...

We found this just around the entrance and decided to have a game of CHINESE CHECKERS!

And then the girls came along...

Hohoho.... After the super extra old boring dull sick nuts Bukit Auyin... We went on to the BEE FARM! Yes, I said it... BEE FARM!
Don't worry humans, the bee's there are preserved and turned into plastic using weird chemicals... So they are perfectly harmless... I think O.o
As you all know, bees love honey... So of course a bee farm, will have to promote honey to the tourists... As a token of appreciation to the bees for "Thanks for posing for my tourists"
They serve free honey to the tourists stored in a big tank... There were so many kinds of honey...So sweet... So diabetic... -_-

DA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO,NOT THAT BOY... THE HIVE...THE HIVE... ZzZzz

Well I didn't take much pictures of the bees due to the large amount of humans walkin here and there.... Can't get a clear shot... more like a clean shot... XD

The different stages of bee hive... Eeeww... @_@... Its like the growth of babies.

This here is my personal favorite... Petronas Twin Tower!!! Shocking...

Here's a bee globe... It's made of BEEEEEEEEES

LOL... Sick posers... Shiver until the camera got a motion blur...

After the bee farm, we went onwards to Melaka... Have I mention we still weren't in Melaka? Guess not... That explains the "What you mean went onwards to Melaka... Aren't you guys in there already?" look...

Ah... One of the structure near the great big door to Melaka... Couldn't get a picture of the door XD

And here comes Melaka... Everybody know Melaka is famous for it's...uh... colourful yet ancient trishaw... So we can see it all over Melaka... HAHA...

Ok... here's how the story continues... Han Ren, Liew and I drop off near the Melaka red house... and here's what we saw...

Yes... More trishaw... but besides that we also saw this...

Yes, you guessed it again... more red house....

But we, the non-patriots of Malaysia, don't want to look at all these sick stuffs so we ran away to Mc Donald... YEAH! Mc Donald... Finally something modern in Melaka... We had our lunch there until about 3 or 4... Can't recall XD...

Then we took off to Tan Kim Hock for deserts... At least that's what I think... This here is the main centre of products for Melaka... They sell many stuffs... Edible stuffs... Mostly those traditionla kinds of foods... Not meals, but snacks...

The cendol here is really famous, therefore you can see many tourists stop by here for cendol....

They serve durian cendol,red bean cendol and plain-old-cendol...

Here's a sample of the mouth watering durian cendol...

And here are the humans who eat it...

OMG!!! Poor little cendol... The humans reduced you to a soup...

LOL... I don't know who this Mak Cik is...

Right after that, we went to the hotel where we are gonna stay there for the rest of our very lives... No la... Not so teruk... The teacher chose the apartment and member for us...

Each apartment has:
3 bedroom(each has 2 queen size beds)
2 bathroom
1 living room
1 kitchen

The members in my apartment are:
1. Me
2. Han Ren
3. Liew
4. Tim (foreign guy XD)
5. Tan
6. Shahrul
7. Another boy
8. Tanesh (Lord of Mahadi prefect)
9. Uncle bus driver 1
10.Uncle bus driver 2(HEAVY SMOKER!!!!!!)

Our apartment is at the 11th floor... So it's mosquito free!!! LOL

Before we could enjoy our rest at our apartment after a long day of walking around Melaka, the teacher anounced that we have to be at the lobby in 20 minutes... -_-
We need to bathe and get ready within 20 minutes.... That's just gibberish... 10 humans 2 bathroom... it's like the race of a lifetime... Luckily we manage to do it in 15 minutes... WUAKAAKAAK!!!! All men ma, no girls... Compare to my Pangkor trip, this Melaka trip was a much better trip XD

After we came down to the lobby... We have a few minutes of fun so I got a snapshot of tis...

We went for dinner in the evening... DUH... at a nasi kandar shop... The food there was HORRENDOUS!!! I was able to survive their foods with a little help from CHILI!!!!!!

As planned by the teacher, after dinner we are going to head over to A Famosa's Cowboy Town...
We arrived at A Famosa Cowboy Town and our 1st view was this...

WARNING:THE PICTURE BELOW IS SOMETHING THAT HUMANS WITH WEAK HEART MUST NOT SEE... PLZ CONSULT YOUR DOCTORS BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN ANY FURTHER

AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY EYES... IT BURNS!!!

What you don't get it? Naive humans, Zzzzz... allow me to hint you... Homo.... Get it???
Ya, it's true... and I think the rest of Cowboy Town is filled with homo guys... Scary~~

And we went on with the posing...

Well good thing is, homo is not the only thing we see at the entrance... There are also 2 horses waiting for god to take their lives away... 1 of them look sad, the other was hyperactive...

Before the horse goes berserk...

Horse went berserk...

Stop horsie... STOP!

A Famosa Cowboy Town...

Ok... Many have heard of these A Famaso places but not many have entered it... So I'll be giving you all a picture of how's Cowboy Town... NOT MANY THINGS!!!!

They have a theme park but it's really dull... It was really really boring... The facilities there weren't much of what I expected... But in the end, I had fun cause I got friends XD
Have a look at Cowboy Town...

Here they have cyclops pony!

But they don't bite... They just STARE O.O

Ultraman VS Cowgirls

Later on, we went into somewhere to watch a bunch a performances... i forgot what they call that show XD
I didn't take a shot at all the acts so I can't show you guys how it is... But it's kinda boring...

Mat Rempit...

Colourfully litted cars...

Chu Chu~~~~ All Aboard!

The show ends with a big blast.... They fired up fireworks that brightly lit up the sky.... Enjoy~

After that beautiful fireworks, my friends and I went to play the bumper car at the theme park... THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS THE FUN GOING... It was late that time, around 10.50
We went back to the apartment at around 11... Haha...

Phew.... After 3 days (6 hrs) of typing, I finally was able to finish my Day 1 Melaka.... LOL... Call me lame but I like to make a long typing though it's tiring... HAHAHA... The next post will be Day 2, where the story began at 12am midnight... Look forward to the spooky episode of Day 2 Melaka...

~End~

Holiday Plannings For A Brighter Future

2008-11-07T05:35:00.000-08:00

Hiya there Human... As of today, I'll be blogging about my holiday plannings this year...

Ah yes, the cloud which smudged the great blue sky has cleared, the open air was fresh as the smell of end year exam paper were disintegrated... It was the best time to tackle on ADVENTURE!!!
Dude... by adventure, I'm talking about Melaka!

On Nov 9... I'll be joining a trip organized by my school to Melaka... Yeah, I know, Melaka, boring................................... XD. But what do you know...
Initially, I didn't plan on joining this trip... Probably the fact that says:
MELAKA.... AAAAAAAAAAAAA....... IT'S THE HELL HOUSE OF HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But then Han Ren knocked some sense into me XD... What did he say???

Han Ren :Come la, later only you got things to write in your blog ma. XD
Esther :OH YA HO.... Lately I got nothing to write also... ok la.

Yes... Han Ren has brought me to hell when he said...
Han Ren :Come la, later only you got things to write in your blog ma. XD
I was deeply influenced by those words which costed my RM50... T.T Oh my poor fragile heart, 5+0=50

And why was I deeply influenced by those words? It's because of you,humans, your lust for blogs made me turn blogging into a drug... HAHAHA... In short, you owe me RM50 XD

But in the end... Thank you Han Ren for dragging me to hell... If not, I would be rusting in heaven!!! HAHA

MELAKA...
We were to spend 2 days 1 night at Melaka... Hhhmm... I wonder what I'll do there...
Of course I brought some of my play toys there. Let's see what I got:
1. HP(W550i)
2. Clean underwears
3. A deck of cards
4. Friends

And of all the play toys I have... It's proven that the best tools for a trip is friends... Why? Cause they react spontaneously... Not like programmed computers... Wuakakaka!!!!

I'll be looking forward to Melaka. ^^

Freedom Fighters!!!

2008-11-05T04:22:00.000-08:00

Aaahh..... This would be the 2nd post for my new and reborned blog... So I am proud to say: HAPPY ANNIVERSARY EST-de-HER!!!! HAHAHAHAHA

In case you humans are wondering... what do I mean by FREEDOM FIGHTERS?!
Well... it's the day where all humans rejoice, the day where humans can be naked, and the day where PAPERS WERE MEANT TO BE TORNED!!!

YES FELLOW MAHADIANS!!!
IT'S THE END OF END YEAR EXAMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course all F4 Mahadians are pretty aware of this... So I'm dedicating this blog to the rest of the world... XD

Humans across the region, aged between 0 to 1000, were forced into hard labour... They were forced to juiced their brains out for every bit of knowledge, just for the sake of WHAT?! A better future???? I think NOT!!! It's the part where humans were forced to do things they don't want to do.... EXAM is the cause...

Well on this day, for my fellow Mahadians, it's the day where we are free to be what we want... A plane, a bicycle, a truck, a corporate manager, or a plane-bicycle-truck-corporate manager man!!! Maybe not every human thinks as I am. XD

Humans work towards the end of the year in search for freedom... And these humans are what we today call as... FREEDOM FIGHTERS!!!

As all humans would do, after the exam, they would all be there for the countdown towards end year holidays... But I.... I would like to be different from different....

What would I do???Hhhmm.... I too wonder..... well we'll leave the thrill to the next post.
Well then... see you soon!!!

WARNING: THE STATMENTS MADE IN THIS POST ARE NOT BASED ON TRUE FACT. DO NOT REVEAL THESE CONTENTS TO YOUR PARENTS OR EST-de-HER WILL DIE ANOTHER DAY!!!

REVIVAL!!!!

2008-10-31T14:56:00.000-07:00

Dear god, I would like to BEG of YOU to forgive me for my sins in the past. Of course,my sins are not meant to be known by humans XD... So I'll be keeping it a secret.

Dear god,I promise YOU, I will cleanse myself of all my sins, and I will do good deeds that does not involve risking my flesh and bones.XD

The sky will be the witness of my oath,
the ground shall be there to feel me whole.
And from there I make my promise to god,
I, Mr.Esther-Gourd-Van-Schvan-Spitsvergh,
VOW to god I will be good,
so Santa Claus will visit ME!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
AMEN!!!!

Dear god,I have only 1 deeply-not-so desired wish, and I would really be pleased if my wishes are fulfilled.

Dear god, under this holy star, that has been brought down by your hands of wisdom,PERSONALLY... I wish that my blog, www.ebonyschmebonies.com, be REVIVED!!!!

AND SO..... that is the story of how my blog been revived. Therefore, I declare 31/10/08, 31st October 2008, ESTHER DAY... Humans should thank me for making this day a holiday XD... NOT!!!

P.S (this post may contain excessive dramatic scenes which causes sexual arousement and explicit foul languages, please care when reading... To all christians, the word AMEN has been widely used by non-christians,please do not prosecute them, including me XD. Ty)

Reasons-to-Treasons

2008-10-31T02:00:00.000-07:00

HuHU... It has been 20 mins since my blog revived, and I decide to post again since I has an exact, 1 hr 58 mins 34 secs to my maths tuition....

Following the revival of EST-de-HER(my blog), I'm very sure there are a few of you humans which are always in the midst of curiosity, demanding the truth behinds my decision to blog again... Well then HUMANS, here's a few reasons to ease your minds on why I started to blog again...

REASON NO.1
As you all know, blog has been one the prime methods of exposing yourself to the public, and also a way to KILL time. Maybe there's even a small sum of humans who blog for the sake of money. HOW? I won't tell you~~~XD hahahah!

Well my purpose to revive blog is cause I was bored with gaming...LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea Yea,wait till you hear my 2nd reason... Muahahahha!!!

I was decided to blog due to the ennui caused by endless gaming since last friday...HOHO

REASON NO.2
Jealousy lurks beyond our imaginations. They grow deep in the heart, mind, and souls of human... Of course, I'm not excluded.

I was getting jealous of the humans, they blog, everyday... Morning, night, noon, evening, MIDNIGHT, FORTHNIGHT, DAWN, PRAWN!!!!

They blog till they go crazy and even started to go berserk when people look at them posting their BLOGS! I...TOO AM GONNA BE LIKE'EM.... wuakkakakaka
(In short,I wanna be part of the bloggers AGAIN) XD

REASON NO.3
It's about time to promote my friends blog to the world. I know they don't really need my help at all, but it's part of LIST OF GOOD DEEDS TO BE DONE that I must do to be a good man. haha...

And so,I'll be promoting some of my friends blog, like the recent member of the blogger family... calebcwc.blogspot.com
This is Caleb's blog,he's my friends XD.hahahaha

There's also...
unclaimedmusic.blogspot.com
This is Han Ren's blog,one of my top acquaintance... Though I don't think this is his main blog... I lost his main... XD HAHAHA, sorry dude!

REASON NO.4
Can't a guy blog whenever he wants! ZZZZ

Day 1 in Pangkor Isle(20th Dec 2007)

2008-01-05T00:00:00.000-08:00

FYI:the trip was organized by Mrs.Lee(owner of ET Klang)

My sis and I set out for ET Klang(meeting point)early in the morning,and was the 1st to arrive.
The place seems deserted...however KFC was still open for business XD ...After waiting for some time,some students came along,FINALLY,someone came,and here's where Han Ren came into the play...and too waited there with us!...AFTER waiting for some time again,the teachers finally came along with 2 buses....and the 1st thing on my mind was:TEACHER YOUR LATE!!!!Soon we set out for the jetty,THANK GOD the bus was air conditioned!

I don't wish to bore you telling you bout what happened in the bus,so we'll just skip to the good part.

We were in the bus...ya da ya da ya da...weee...arrival at Pangkor Isle!...As scheduled we are to go for an island tour,organized by non other than Mrs.Lee herself,YEA!The Dutch Fort was the 1st place we went for a visit,here are some snapshot i took. XD

01. Ah yes,Dutch Fort,a wonderful structure...unfortunately it was contaminated by monkeys when we arrive, sad :( Moving on!

02. This here is a dented metal sign which perfectly blends in with our Malaysian tradition of vandalism!

03. Here a structure you don't see everyday.

04. In the blue corner we have my sister and her friend.

04. And in the red corner we have Ebony and Han Ren...Not a pleasent sight ey?2 lifeless souls trying their best to pose...zzzz

05. Along the fort we ran into a POOP,as you can see,there are scribblings on the POOP

As we end our tour around the Dutch Fort,we continue heading on to a temple whose name was i have forgotten! XD

Just take a look at the photo and set your eyes on it.

06. The temple was just like any other temple,having the same items around:flags,lantern and dragon statues

07. Here is a back shot of the temple.

08. A dragon fountain which doesn't really look like a fountain.

09. As we traveled deeper into the temple,we saw a miniature version Great Wall of China

10. And more miniature Great Wall!

11. Aaaahhh...a relaxing place for all baba-nyonyas

After the temple,we went to a small shop near a factory which manufactures dried fish...A strong smell of saltiness was in the air,killin our noses! The girls were the ones enjoyin their shop there,while Han Ren and I stay as far as possible from the shop! ha ha XD ...I couldn't get a shot at the shop as my camera was with my sister...zzzz...and so,we skip!

Soon we arrive at the sea,but it wasn't time for us to enjoy swimming in the SALTS(sea) yet,it was an activity meant for the next day...I manage to get a few shots near the rocks but most of them are with Han Ren...Enjoy my sea side shootings XD

12. Strong wave...

13. Weak wave...

14. And the usual wave that you see everyday...

15. Here something to talk about,before we made this shot,Han Ren wished to pose as a mermaid lying on the rocks...FORTUNATELY,it didn't came true!

16. The water near the rocks are as green as brocollis

17. Ha Ha,an adobe shot...I'm still learning making adobe photos you know...it looks unreal...zzz

commercial break...

ok ok...so far these are the few shots on Day 1,not very interesting you may say,but what the heck...even i say its barely ok...i didn't get any more shots during my Pangkor trip besides these...(sigh)...so from here onwards,you'll be reading instead of looking...wuakakaka...sorry for the inconvenience

break time over

We headed straight back to the apartment after that as the sky was getting blurry with dark clouds...if you know what i mean...as we arrive at the apartment,the teachers checked in and every group of students gets their own apartment keys...

Oh!I missed out 1 part of the trip....all students were divided into a group of 13 to 10 person...and every group has their own colour...ours was yellow...and only our consist of 2 BOYS ONLY and 11 GIRLS...

The hotel has a pool,LUCKILY,and it was quite large...we went up to our apartment room and what I thought would be the best thing coming to Pangkor turns out to be very DISAPPOINTING...the apartment has only 3 rooms,3 ROOMS,it was only able to fit 2 to 4 person...I was wondering WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO SLEEP?!...As gentlemen,Han Ren and I were to sacrifice the soft,comfortable,warm,thick,cozy,queen sized bed to the ladies...zzz

Right...i have things to complain bout the girls in our apartment,but i'll leave the thrill for a later blog...girls might hate these complaints as some indirectly refers to them...no offense ladies XD

It was almost dinner time when we arrived at the apartment...so it was real rush for everyone to take a bath...well technically,it was only around 5.00p.m and dinner starts at 6.30 or so...but there was 13 of us and there were 11 girls who take their own sweet time bathing...you get what i mean!It was the boys who usually bathe fast or in other words 'mandi kerbau',and they were usually to bathe 1st to prevent wastage of time...but in room 206(our room no.,i think)it was a much different scenario...the girls were the 1st to bathe,leaving 2 poor boys nothing to do but wait...2 of us got bored so we went down to the pool for a dip...We swam for about 45 minutes and Han Ren decide to go back to the apartment...my brain was telling me to stay as the girls are sure to have not finish bathing...but i was persistent...went back to the room,opened the door, and so far only 2 girls have just bathe finish...disappointment consumes me...

We'll just skip the bathing part and get on with the good stuffs k?

Aaahh yes,dinner time...best part of the day...food was great but we were to sit at the V.I.P table(teachers and group leaders table)...note to self:IT WASN'T ENJOYABLE...everyone was under the XXL size category,leaving both of us the M size...Ha Ha...it was like a food war out there...everyone was stealing for the choice of their food...luckily we survived with a 70% full tangki(stomach)... a satisfying result ^^... after the war,it was back to the apartment!

After much discussion(not very),I decided to sleep on the couch and leaving Han Ren to sleep on an extra ordered mattress from the hotel with 5 other girls beside him on the floor...I wonder how he felt???

Well after the discussions there is a disco to be attended to!Ha Ha,disco...By the way the disco was fully booked only for the students...So it feels like OWNING the disco.This was 1 of the thrilling activities which SHOULD get everybody's butts shakin...but as we arrive to the disco,it was like a graveyard...no one was doing anything...the students were just sitting on the chair staring blank into space!(sigh)SERIOUSLY,i expected more!We went into the disco room and started joining the graveyard mood...As the teachers planned,we were suppose to have a karaoke 1st...it was really dull..no one dared to make a move for sometime,but after a while,they started singing...BUT,all of a sudden,there came a series of oldies which really sucks the living daylight out of us..and things started to get dull again...zzz

Well..........I can't really say its all that boring...OK,now to get on the dance floor...10 o clock sharp!As planned,it was time for the real deal...The pop rock music were played,beginning with the ever so popular song Blue-all rise...Things were getting really lively then...The students started to enjoy their time...listening to the music,ONLY...but soon,guess what?Lester hopped in for the kill,he began with a series of killer moves which really get the girls screaming for more...Soon a guy went for a pk with Lester...he seems confident at 1st...but Lester doesn't seem to give chance to the poor guy to dance...in the end,he pulled back...poor guy,didn't get a chance to show his gf he's moves!But what the heck XD

Oh,i'm sure you guys are wondering did i dance?Answer,NO!I don't dance... HA HA...After the disco we went back to our room and sleep!wuakakaka

Well that will be all for the 1st day of the Pangkor Trip...not a good story...but i'm sure you'll enjoy reading my Day 2 blog during the games XD

To be continue.................

Day 2 in Pangkor Isle(21th Dec 2007)

2008-01-03T00:00:00.000-08:00

Yeah,it was finally day 2 morning...The sun has rise with a big smile,the blue birds were singing and the trees were waving at us happily............................YEAH RIGHT!

I'm sorry but this ain't a fairy tale,not everything goes as you planned...For instance,my day didn't turn out pretty well on day 2...If your finding something happy to read,I'd suggest the Littlest Elf,the story which bring joy by showing a series of idiotic nonsense which is meaningless... Our day,uh,sorry...my day begun at 5.23 in the morning where I was to be the 2nd of em'all to wake up...When I open my heavy eyelids,what I saw was this...

Yeah,the feeling of gloominess was in the air...it was pure silent...Well the silence only last for half an hour or more...Until Han Ren's hp alarm went off,even though the alarm rang,I brought the alarm right next to his ears and Han Ren still didn't wake up!Fascinating isn't it...Ha Ha,TRUE FACTS:Han Ren sleeps like a log!

Ok,let's skip this...After the wake up call,Han Ren,my sis,her friend and I went to a mamak just on the right hand side of the hotel to have our breakfast!Since it was almost 6 in the morning,not a soul was out there...Only the eerie feeling that we we're the only one there XD,ok this is just boring...allow me to skip to the activities!SKIP SKIP SKIP

After breakfast it was time to go to the beach,where 3 speed boats for tourists we're waiting for us,along with the teachers!Ahhhh,speed boat!It was the 1st I ever ride on,it was fun...Need to know how fun??Very Fun...wuakakakka,what?!As if you can describe how it feels!Ok fine fine,when the boats goes 100 miles per hour or so,the sea water splash in your face like tiny droplets of water...Its salty and the wind poofing in your face is really relaxing...There,happy?

During our ride,the man who drove the boat shown us different looks of rocks!Its interesting on how it look...NO,not THIS rock

This rock...

Well this was all the rocks I could get!SAD..After watching all the wonderful rocks,we were taken to a spot perfect for snorkeling,unfortunately the water isn't as clear as the ones at Langkawi...It was a true GREEN,not to forget,SALTY!!!Snorkeling was not fun as no one drowned XD...but,still fun.There was a variety of fishes around the area,big small,green blue,dead?No...Ha Ha,after much intake of salts during snorkeling,I was half way to asleep...But then more activities came in...

Next we were taken to an isolated island,where the activity of BANANA BOAT,YEA BANANA BOAT,were waiting for us...

Bananas

It looks fun,but is the price fun?YES IT IS,only with RM10 you can enjoy 2 rounds of banana riding...Allow me to explain how it works.
1. you are to sit on the rubber tubing like banana
2. choose a position where you would like to sit(1st place is the best,but last place is safer)
3. hold on tight to the grip that was provided
4. the 1st time the boat goes 1 round,the boat will be tugged during the last turn.For the 1st round,do not let go of the grip when they tug
5. 2nd round,let go of the grip when they give the signal.You'll be sent flying into the water with a splash

Fun?If yes then go ahead and try next time you go to Pangkor...Ha Ha,after 2 rounds of banana boat,we started to play around the salty sea...It would be boring to tell you what we did in the water so i might as well just give you a slight picture on what we did...Building sand mummies,throwing muds,swim around,laugh around and Han Ren found a tiny little jellyfish which really get the girls screaming Eeekk!!!Aaahh!!Noooo!!Just when we were playing around like childish kids,teacher made us gathered up,she made some games just for island hopping...Well Han Ren and I didn't really enjoy much of the game as we were...uh...you know...that...XD

Ok,we sux in the games,fine fine,have a laugh at it...We sorta lose terribly,1st game was to carry our FEMALE partner on our shoulder,then go into the water and the girls will cat fight on our shoulder,I can carry my partner but unfortunately I thought it was a race to carry your partner into the water,and so...I quickly carry my FEMALE partner into the water and just...uh...rudely threw her overboard XD...Han Ren on the other hand...um...I'm not sure what happened to him,but I guess that he couldn't carry his partner...He keeps saying that his partner IS TOO HEAVY...HA HA,good one Han Ren...Oh,and he's partner is Ee Von...Ha Ha...ok here's comes the good part,after the games the girls complaint to the teacher...saying that our group only have 2 boys and they have been tired after playing in the water...The teacher said that Han Ren wasn't strong enough,but Han Ren say Ee Von is too heavy...Ha Ha...So its either that Han Ren needs to eat more or Ee Von needs to go on a diet...wukakakaka

After the games,one teacher has gathered up the boys and another teacher has gathered up the girls...2 of the teachers has cooked up a scheme to prank on the other sex,the girls were to throw water balloons on the boys,whereas the boys were to carry the girls and then throw them into the water...Sounds fun???To us it isn't as we weren't the sporting type...After all those scams,we were all knocked out,and then it was lunch time,we ate chicken rice...ZZZZZ

It was only half day but to me,it felt like 3 quarter of the day has past by...Soon the speed boats came to take us back to the hotel,my whole body was full of salts that was produced on our body by evaporation...It was really annoying!Getting back to the apartment was what I need,a good sleep!But everything didn't turned out as plan...

As we arrived at the apartment at around 2 o clock,I thought I could have a good clean by bathing,BUT,again,the girls were to go 1st...(sigh),and so the boys will have to wait for almost 2 hours or so...After bathing,the girls went to shopping in town,but only me,Han Ren,Ee Von and another girl Pui Woon stay in the apartment...When I was about to get my eyes shut,this girl,Pui Woon,IS REALLY IRRITATING...For some reason,she keeps calling me May Jiuan,saying that I resembles her,GOOD LORD,I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL AND SHE SAYS I LOOK LIKE MAY JIUAN who is a girl...ZZZZ...Everytime when I was about to fall asleep,she would keep calling my name,not my name,but May Jiuan's...and then I gave up and stayed awake...DEFEATED!

Soon the girls returned and then there was still time before dinner,so we did whatever we can to kill time...

Of course,the best way to kill time was to play cards XD

Oi,no peeping my card!

The girls in our apartment,didn't get a clear shot of them...XD

And we kept playing...

We played till it was dinner time,since there was nothing else we could do...Dinner was at the usual place,the restaurant which is just beside of the hotel...Food was great,and more...Here's a picture that Ee Von took...

How delicious can this be!

Ok it was finally game time,the part where there is plenty of things to talk about...1st game was,as we all know,something like ice breaking...but this time,we are to introduce the name of our group...and our group name is:I will follow you...Its just weird!I'll just skip to the good part then...the next game was for 1 boy and 1 girl,every group need to send out a volunteer,so our group sent Han Ren and Ee Von...Ha Ha,while I and the other hand,SLACK!Wondering what's the game?

Well,due to the teacher's open minded self...the 1st game was the boys take a rotan,then put it under their pants with the tip of the rotan out from their batang...ZzZz...Then to score,the girls are given 12 rings to throw it into the rotan,the boys must also try to catch the rings using their rotan XD...What I can guess from this game is that,the teacher is trying to make the girls and boy play a game of making love...The ring resembles the butt,whereas the rotan is the batang...MAN,THIS TEACHER REALLY IS OPEN MINDED!

The 2nd game was for 4 players of any gender,its a simple game to catch a bottle full of water with a towel...2 people holding 1 towel at one side and another 2 people at the other...1 pair flings the bottle in the air and the other pair tries to catch the bottle...Sounds and looks easy,but its not...Ha Ha...Basically,it resembles another things...As you can see,after making love,people tend to have babies popping out of the butt...So its like this,the bottle resembles the baby,the pair who fling the bottle is like the baby is popping out with FORCE,and the pair who catches it are like the doctors...it's just weird ya'know...I didn't play this game too as I was slacking too much...muahaha...I didn't really enjoy the games,until...

When it was the 3rd game,that's when teacher said that everyone must participate,so I had no choice but to play in the next game...and I seriously had choose the wrong game to play...The 3rd game was for boys,and only 1 boy from every group...Since Han Ren already played the 1st game,I was to play to 3rd...1st,the teacher asked the boys to take of their shirt,and I was like...huh?!...Didn't have a choice...so everyone took of their shirts,BUT NOT PANTS...I thought that this was a match of pumping and to see who can last the longest...but then the teacher distributed a packet wrapped in newspaper...curiosity was overwhelming me,I was starting to think that its something EVIL...like teacher's brain...AND IT IS,in those packets,was a BRA,YES,A BRA,no your not reading this wrongly or upside down,its a B-R-A...I TOLD YOU THAT TEACHER'S BRAIN IS NUTS...And I got the ever so popular peach-coloured bra...ZZZ...After we open the packages,the crowd went wild...The game was simple,but annoying...We are to wear the bra,and then do a catwalk...

Shocked?No,I think you,viewers,are laughing...fine fine,my blog was to bring smiles anyway...Moving on...

As I was saying,we were to wear a bra,do a catwalk,then take off our bras then throw it to anyone...Ha Ha,so when the games begun,none of the contestant want to go 1st...conflict conflict...(sigh)...so I decided to take things into my own hands,I went 1st...Made a my 1st pose,the crowd went wild and I mean REALLY wild,made a few more pose and I took of the bra and threw it to Lester,muahaha...Then the rest of the contestant did their stunts...Ha Ha,oh I forgot to mention 1 important thing,the boys don't know how to unbuckle their own bras...it's a good thing I was able to unbuckle it...No,I've never used a bra before!Just because I can unbuckle it doesn't mean I wore a bra before...ZZZ....Meanwhile,1 of the boy couldn't unbuckle the bra,so he asked the teacher,who was laughing like a madhouse cuz of our acts,for the permission to take out the bra by force...PERMISSION GRANTED,and the boy ripped the bra in 2,WOW,fascinating!Ha Ha...I know,it's sad that there isn't any picture of me wearing bra...I know you wanna see it,but unfortunately,which is fortunately for me,that there was no pictures of me wearing taken...MUAHAHAHA

Ok moving on to the next game,the next game was for Han Ren...Ha Ha,now it's time for him to suffer a little dose of TEACHER'S DIABOLIC SCHEMES!The next game is also really simple,the boys are to be seated on a chair,then 1 girl shall be blindfolded,the girl will be given an amount of rubber band and 1 lipstick...The tools will be used for make up on the boys!Wuakakaka,Han Ren has became one of the girl's playtoy...The boys,which after has been modified from face aspects will be a prostitute,and they must try ways to attract Mr.Lee...That's how the game works,fun right?

Well we our dear Han Ren looked really pretty already but still failed to attract Mr.Lee...Apparently,Mr.Lee is not attracted to those who are like...uh...prostitutes...Only one boy who didn't act like a prostitute and he won...Ha Ha...But I must say,I admire your courage to be the girl's playtoy Han Ren...I got a picture of him in his beauty look,but wouldn't wanna break his heart...I'll put it on poll to see how many who want's to see Han Ren's beautiful look...

After those 2 wonderful games,the rest are...boring ones...so there's no need to tell the remaining games...After the games,the students are to head back to the apartment and get ready for the next activity which will be taking place at the beach by 12 o clock a.m...I'm sure you can all guess what's the next activity,yes,it's ghost stories...Ha Ha...finally,something to look forward to...

12:00 A.M
We arrived at the beach and the place was really dark,kinda spooky,but fun...

12:05 A.M
More students came and waited there with us

12:15 A.M
It was getting late and way past our schedule

12:20 A.M
Mr.Lee came,he said that Mrs.Lee has a bad sore throat,so the activity ghost stories is canceled

12:30 A.M
Students went back to their apartment after staying at the beach long enough...So were we

It was sad to say that ghost stories were canceled,but at least now we can get some rest after a whole day of fun...

Well that is all for Day 2,so what did you think?Is it better than Day 1?Of course!Good night folks!!! XD

Day 3 in Pangkor Isle(22th Dec 2007)

2008-01-01T23:59:00.000-08:00

Ah....It's finally the last day,the day where it all ends,the day where we get to go back home,the day where...ok cut the chit chat...This ain't no sad story!!!

The day started as usual,wake up...breakfast...get packed...SAYONARA PANGKOR MONSIEUR!!!
Before we get packed,AS USUAL,there is always a group photo session...Pictures taken,and we're OFF!

Day 3 of Pangkor isn't all that fun,we sat a ferry from Pangkor Isle to Pangkor Jetty while watchin Shanghai Knights,then its all a bus life...Boring isn't?Well,thanks to Mrs.Lee...It isn't as boring as it seems...

A BUS LIFE
In the bus:we sat and we slept and we sang,YES,sang!!!
Everyone needs to sing,that the rule of the game that teacher created...sickening!Ah,the tune of the croak of every frog in the bus...what a wonderful way to spend our time while waiting for the arrival in Klang...wondering what I sang?WON'T TELL XD...We couldn't sleep peacefully as Mrs.Lee just keep trying to prank us...What's the prank?Lipstick graffiti on the faces of sleeping victims!!!SCARY

Staying awake!!!

Before we arrived in Klang,we stopped by over Teluk Intan for a visit to a famous biscuit shop...The **** shop...Sorry,forgot the name XD...

We we're given the time to visit THAT shop,but~~~everyone was looking for the toilet...Ha Ha!Unfortunately,the toilet is cleverly hidden within a shopping complex,which makes our quest in search of the MAGICAL TOILET,seriously unbearable!!!

This here is Teluk Intan's famous menara condong which is not even condong!

More pictures

Close up view of the clock

Watch the pointer CLOSELY!At the same time,try to find another difference from the original picture

The jail cell that was specially made for coins!!!Can't see the coins la XD

Well that is about all the pictures I have for this trip...

After the trip to Teluk Intan,it was back into the bus...And more lipstick graffiti!!!We arrive in Klang quite late and it was way behind schedule...But still...we made it back home...

We left Pangkor and we left the cruel minds of Mrs.Lee,but the trip is enjoyable yet dangerous!Memories were taken home,in the form of photography and momerology...whatever that word means...

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