Day 1 in Pangkor Isle(20th Dec 2007)

FYI:the trip was organized by Mrs.Lee(owner of ET Klang)


My sis and I set out for ET Klang(meeting point)early in the morning,and was the 1st to arrive.
The place seems deserted...however KFC was still open for business XD ...After waiting for some time,some students came along,FINALLY,someone came,and here's where Han Ren came into the play...and too waited there with us!...AFTER waiting for some time again,the teachers finally came along with 2 buses....and the 1st thing on my mind was:TEACHER YOUR LATE!!!!Soon we set out for the jetty,THANK GOD the bus was air conditioned!


I don't wish to bore you telling you bout what happened in the bus,so we'll just skip to the good part.


We were in the bus...ya da ya da ya da...weee...arrival at Pangkor Isle!...As scheduled we are to go for an island tour,organized by non other than Mrs.Lee herself,YEA!The Dutch Fort was the 1st place we went for a visit,here are some snapshot i took. XD

01. Ah yes,Dutch Fort,a wonderful structure...unfortunately it was contaminated by monkeys when we arrive, sad :( Moving on!


02. This here is a dented metal sign which perfectly blends in with our Malaysian tradition of vandalism!


03. Here a structure you don't see everyday.


04. In the blue corner we have my sister and her friend.

04. And in the red corner we have Ebony and Han Ren...Not a pleasent sight ey?2 lifeless souls trying their best to pose...zzzz


05. Along the fort we ran into a POOP,as you can see,there are scribblings on the POOP


As we end our tour around the Dutch Fort,we continue heading on to a temple whose name was i have forgotten! XD

Just take a look at the photo and set your eyes on it.

06. The temple was just like any other temple,having the same items around:flags,lantern and dragon statues


07. Here is a back shot of the temple.


08. A dragon fountain which doesn't really look like a fountain.


09. As we traveled deeper into the temple,we saw a miniature version Great Wall of China


10. And more miniature Great Wall!


11. Aaaahhh...a relaxing place for all baba-nyonyas


After the temple,we went to a small shop near a factory which manufactures dried fish...A strong smell of saltiness was in the air,killin our noses! The girls were the ones enjoyin their shop there,while Han Ren and I stay as far as possible from the shop! ha ha XD ...I couldn't get a shot at the shop as my camera was with my sister...zzzz...and so,we skip!

Soon we arrive at the sea,but it wasn't time for us to enjoy swimming in the SALTS(sea) yet,it was an activity meant for the next day...I manage to get a few shots near the rocks but most of them are with Han Ren...Enjoy my sea side shootings XD

12. Strong wave...


13. Weak wave...


14. And the usual wave that you see everyday...


15. Here something to talk about,before we made this shot,Han Ren wished to pose as a mermaid lying on the rocks...FORTUNATELY,it didn't came true!


16. The water near the rocks are as green as brocollis


17. Ha Ha,an adobe shot...I'm still learning making adobe photos you know...it looks unreal...zzz


commercial break...


ok ok...so far these are the few shots on Day 1,not very interesting you may say,but what the heck...even i say its barely ok...i didn't get any more shots during my Pangkor trip besides these...(sigh)...so from here onwards,you'll be reading instead of looking...wuakakaka...sorry for the inconvenience


break time over


We headed straight back to the apartment after that as the sky was getting blurry with dark clouds...if you know what i mean...as we arrive at the apartment,the teachers checked in and every group of students gets their own apartment keys...


Oh!I missed out 1 part of the trip....all students were divided into a group of 13 to 10 person...and every group has their own colour...ours was yellow...and only our consist of 2 BOYS ONLY and 11 GIRLS...


The hotel has a pool,LUCKILY,and it was quite large...we went up to our apartment room and what I thought would be the best thing coming to Pangkor turns out to be very DISAPPOINTING...the apartment has only 3 rooms,3 ROOMS,it was only able to fit 2 to 4 person...I was wondering WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSE TO SLEEP?!...As gentlemen,Han Ren and I were to sacrifice the soft,comfortable,warm,thick,cozy,queen sized bed to the ladies...zzz


Right...i have things to complain bout the girls in our apartment,but i'll leave the thrill for a later blog...girls might hate these complaints as some indirectly refers to them...no offense ladies XD


It was almost dinner time when we arrived at the apartment...so it was real rush for everyone to take a bath...well technically,it was only around 5.00p.m and dinner starts at 6.30 or so...but there was 13 of us and there were 11 girls who take their own sweet time bathing...you get what i mean!It was the boys who usually bathe fast or in other words 'mandi kerbau',and they were usually to bathe 1st to prevent wastage of time...but in room 206(our room no.,i think)it was a much different scenario...the girls were the 1st to bathe,leaving 2 poor boys nothing to do but wait...2 of us got bored so we went down to the pool for a dip...We swam for about 45 minutes and Han Ren decide to go back to the apartment...my brain was telling me to stay as the girls are sure to have not finish bathing...but i was persistent...went back to the room,opened the door, and so far only 2 girls have just bathe finish...disappointment consumes me...


We'll just skip the bathing part and get on with the good stuffs k?


Aaahh yes,dinner time...best part of the day...food was great but we were to sit at the V.I.P table(teachers and group leaders table)...note to self:IT WASN'T ENJOYABLE...everyone was under the XXL size category,leaving both of us the M size...Ha Ha...it was like a food war out there...everyone was stealing for the choice of their food...luckily we survived with a 70% full tangki(stomach)... a satisfying result ^^... after the war,it was back to the apartment!

After much discussion(not very),I decided to sleep on the couch and leaving Han Ren to sleep on an extra ordered mattress from the hotel with 5 other girls beside him on the floor...I wonder how he felt???

Well after the discussions there is a disco to be attended to!Ha Ha,disco...By the way the disco was fully booked only for the students...So it feels like OWNING the disco.This was 1 of the thrilling activities which SHOULD get everybody's butts shakin...but as we arrive to the disco,it was like a graveyard...no one was doing anything...the students were just sitting on the chair staring blank into space!(sigh)SERIOUSLY,i expected more!We went into the disco room and started joining the graveyard mood...As the teachers planned,we were suppose to have a karaoke 1st...it was really dull..no one dared to make a move for sometime,but after a while,they started singing...BUT,all of a sudden,there came a series of oldies which really sucks the living daylight out of us..and things started to get dull again...zzz

Well..........I can't really say its all that boring...OK,now to get on the dance floor...10 o clock sharp!As planned,it was time for the real deal...The pop rock music were played,beginning with the ever so popular song Blue-all rise...Things were getting really lively then...The students started to enjoy their time...listening to the music,ONLY...but soon,guess what?Lester hopped in for the kill,he began with a series of killer moves which really get the girls screaming for more...Soon a guy went for a pk with Lester...he seems confident at 1st...but Lester doesn't seem to give chance to the poor guy to dance...in the end,he pulled back...poor guy,didn't get a chance to show his gf he's moves!But what the heck XD

Oh,i'm sure you guys are wondering did i dance?Answer,NO!I don't dance... HA HA...After the disco we went back to our room and sleep!wuakakaka


Well that will be all for the 1st day of the Pangkor Trip...not a good story...but i'm sure you'll enjoy reading my Day 2 blog during the games XD



To be continue.................

Day 2 in Pangkor Isle(21th Dec 2007)

Yeah,it was finally day 2 morning...The sun has rise with a big smile,the blue birds were singing and the trees were waving at us happily............................YEAH RIGHT!

I'm sorry but this ain't a fairy tale,not everything goes as you planned...For instance,my day didn't turn out pretty well on day 2...If your finding something happy to read,I'd suggest the Littlest Elf,the story which bring joy by showing a series of idiotic nonsense which is meaningless... Our day,uh,sorry...my day begun at 5.23 in the morning where I was to be the 2nd of em'all to wake up...When I open my heavy eyelids,what I saw was this...


Yeah,the feeling of gloominess was in the air...it was pure silent...Well the silence only last for half an hour or more...Until Han Ren's hp alarm went off,even though the alarm rang,I brought the alarm right next to his ears and Han Ren still didn't wake up!Fascinating isn't it...Ha Ha,TRUE FACTS:Han Ren sleeps like a log!

Ok,let's skip this...After the wake up call,Han Ren,my sis,her friend and I went to a mamak just on the right hand side of the hotel to have our breakfast!Since it was almost 6 in the morning,not a soul was out there...Only the eerie feeling that we we're the only one there XD,ok this is just boring...allow me to skip to the activities!SKIP SKIP SKIP


After breakfast it was time to go to the beach,where 3 speed boats for tourists we're waiting for us,along with the teachers!Ahhhh,speed boat!It was the 1st I ever ride on,it was fun...Need to know how fun??Very Fun...wuakakakka,what?!As if you can describe how it feels!Ok fine fine,when the boats goes 100 miles per hour or so,the sea water splash in your face like tiny droplets of water...Its salty and the wind poofing in your face is really relaxing...There,happy?

During our ride,the man who drove the boat shown us different looks of rocks!Its interesting on how it look...NO,not THIS rock


This rock...


Well this was all the rocks I could get!SAD..After watching all the wonderful rocks,we were taken to a spot perfect for snorkeling,unfortunately the water isn't as clear as the ones at Langkawi...It was a true GREEN,not to forget,SALTY!!!Snorkeling was not fun as no one drowned XD...but,still fun.There was a variety of fishes around the area,big small,green blue,dead?No...Ha Ha,after much intake of salts during snorkeling,I was half way to asleep...But then more activities came in...

Next we were taken to an isolated island,where the activity of BANANA BOAT,YEA BANANA BOAT,were waiting for us...

Bananas



It looks fun,but is the price fun?YES IT IS,only with RM10 you can enjoy 2 rounds of banana riding...Allow me to explain how it works.
1. you are to sit on the rubber tubing like banana
2. choose a position where you would like to sit(1st place is the best,but last place is safer)
3. hold on tight to the grip that was provided
4. the 1st time the boat goes 1 round,the boat will be tugged during the last turn.For the 1st round,do not let go of the grip when they tug
5. 2nd round,let go of the grip when they give the signal.You'll be sent flying into the water with a splash

Fun?If yes then go ahead and try next time you go to Pangkor...Ha Ha,after 2 rounds of banana boat,we started to play around the salty sea...It would be boring to tell you what we did in the water so i might as well just give you a slight picture on what we did...Building sand mummies,throwing muds,swim around,laugh around and Han Ren found a tiny little jellyfish which really get the girls screaming Eeekk!!!Aaahh!!Noooo!!Just when we were playing around like childish kids,teacher made us gathered up,she made some games just for island hopping...Well Han Ren and I didn't really enjoy much of the game as we were...uh...you know...that...XD

Ok,we sux in the games,fine fine,have a laugh at it...We sorta lose terribly,1st game was to carry our FEMALE partner on our shoulder,then go into the water and the girls will cat fight on our shoulder,I can carry my partner but unfortunately I thought it was a race to carry your partner into the water,and so...I quickly carry my FEMALE partner into the water and just...uh...rudely threw her overboard XD...Han Ren on the other hand...um...I'm not sure what happened to him,but I guess that he couldn't carry his partner...He keeps saying that his partner IS TOO HEAVY...HA HA,good one Han Ren...Oh,and he's partner is Ee Von...Ha Ha...ok here's comes the good part,after the games the girls complaint to the teacher...saying that our group only have 2 boys and they have been tired after playing in the water...The teacher said that Han Ren wasn't strong enough,but Han Ren say Ee Von is too heavy...Ha Ha...So its either that Han Ren needs to eat more or Ee Von needs to go on a diet...wukakakaka

After the games,one teacher has gathered up the boys and another teacher has gathered up the girls...2 of the teachers has cooked up a scheme to prank on the other sex,the girls were to throw water balloons on the boys,whereas the boys were to carry the girls and then throw them into the water...Sounds fun???To us it isn't as we weren't the sporting type...After all those scams,we were all knocked out,and then it was lunch time,we ate chicken rice...ZZZZZ

It was only half day but to me,it felt like 3 quarter of the day has past by...Soon the speed boats came to take us back to the hotel,my whole body was full of salts that was produced on our body by evaporation...It was really annoying!Getting back to the apartment was what I need,a good sleep!But everything didn't turned out as plan...


As we arrived at the apartment at around 2 o clock,I thought I could have a good clean by bathing,BUT,again,the girls were to go 1st...(sigh),and so the boys will have to wait for almost 2 hours or so...After bathing,the girls went to shopping in town,but only me,Han Ren,Ee Von and another girl Pui Woon stay in the apartment...When I was about to get my eyes shut,this girl,Pui Woon,IS REALLY IRRITATING...For some reason,she keeps calling me May Jiuan,saying that I resembles her,GOOD LORD,I'M NOT EVEN A GIRL AND SHE SAYS I LOOK LIKE MAY JIUAN who is a girl...ZZZZ...Everytime when I was about to fall asleep,she would keep calling my name,not my name,but May Jiuan's...and then I gave up and stayed awake...DEFEATED!

Soon the girls returned and then there was still time before dinner,so we did whatever we can to kill time...

Of course,the best way to kill time was to play cards XD


Oi,no peeping my card!


The girls in our apartment,didn't get a clear shot of them...XD


And we kept playing...


We played till it was dinner time,since there was nothing else we could do...Dinner was at the usual place,the restaurant which is just beside of the hotel...Food was great,and more...Here's a picture that Ee Von took...

How delicious can this be!



Ok it was finally game time,the part where there is plenty of things to talk about...1st game was,as we all know,something like ice breaking...but this time,we are to introduce the name of our group...and our group name is:I will follow you...Its just weird!I'll just skip to the good part then...the next game was for 1 boy and 1 girl,every group need to send out a volunteer,so our group sent Han Ren and Ee Von...Ha Ha,while I and the other hand,SLACK!Wondering what's the game?

Well,due to the teacher's open minded self...the 1st game was the boys take a rotan,then put it under their pants with the tip of the rotan out from their batang...ZzZz...Then to score,the girls are given 12 rings to throw it into the rotan,the boys must also try to catch the rings using their rotan XD...What I can guess from this game is that,the teacher is trying to make the girls and boy play a game of making love...The ring resembles the butt,whereas the rotan is the batang...MAN,THIS TEACHER REALLY IS OPEN MINDED!

The 2nd game was for 4 players of any gender,its a simple game to catch a bottle full of water with a towel...2 people holding 1 towel at one side and another 2 people at the other...1 pair flings the bottle in the air and the other pair tries to catch the bottle...Sounds and looks easy,but its not...Ha Ha...Basically,it resembles another things...As you can see,after making love,people tend to have babies popping out of the butt...So its like this,the bottle resembles the baby,the pair who fling the bottle is like the baby is popping out with FORCE,and the pair who catches it are like the doctors...it's just weird ya'know...I didn't play this game too as I was slacking too much...muahaha...I didn't really enjoy the games,until...

When it was the 3rd game,that's when teacher said that everyone must participate,so I had no choice but to play in the next game...and I seriously had choose the wrong game to play...The 3rd game was for boys,and only 1 boy from every group...Since Han Ren already played the 1st game,I was to play to 3rd...1st,the teacher asked the boys to take of their shirt,and I was like...huh?!...Didn't have a choice...so everyone took of their shirts,BUT NOT PANTS...I thought that this was a match of pumping and to see who can last the longest...but then the teacher distributed a packet wrapped in newspaper...curiosity was overwhelming me,I was starting to think that its something EVIL...like teacher's brain...AND IT IS,in those packets,was a BRA,YES,A BRA,no your not reading this wrongly or upside down,its a B-R-A...I TOLD YOU THAT TEACHER'S BRAIN IS NUTS...And I got the ever so popular peach-coloured bra...ZZZ...After we open the packages,the crowd went wild...The game was simple,but annoying...We are to wear the bra,and then do a catwalk...


Shocked?No,I think you,viewers,are laughing...fine fine,my blog was to bring smiles anyway...Moving on...


As I was saying,we were to wear a bra,do a catwalk,then take off our bras then throw it to anyone...Ha Ha,so when the games begun,none of the contestant want to go 1st...conflict conflict...(sigh)...so I decided to take things into my own hands,I went 1st...Made a my 1st pose,the crowd went wild and I mean REALLY wild,made a few more pose and I took of the bra and threw it to Lester,muahaha...Then the rest of the contestant did their stunts...Ha Ha,oh I forgot to mention 1 important thing,the boys don't know how to unbuckle their own bras...it's a good thing I was able to unbuckle it...No,I've never used a bra before!Just because I can unbuckle it doesn't mean I wore a bra before...ZZZ....Meanwhile,1 of the boy couldn't unbuckle the bra,so he asked the teacher,who was laughing like a madhouse cuz of our acts,for the permission to take out the bra by force...PERMISSION GRANTED,and the boy ripped the bra in 2,WOW,fascinating!Ha Ha...I know,it's sad that there isn't any picture of me wearing bra...I know you wanna see it,but unfortunately,which is fortunately for me,that there was no pictures of me wearing taken...MUAHAHAHA

Ok moving on to the next game,the next game was for Han Ren...Ha Ha,now it's time for him to suffer a little dose of TEACHER'S DIABOLIC SCHEMES!The next game is also really simple,the boys are to be seated on a chair,then 1 girl shall be blindfolded,the girl will be given an amount of rubber band and 1 lipstick...The tools will be used for make up on the boys!Wuakakaka,Han Ren has became one of the girl's playtoy...The boys,which after has been modified from face aspects will be a prostitute,and they must try ways to attract Mr.Lee...That's how the game works,fun right?

Well we our dear Han Ren looked really pretty already but still failed to attract Mr.Lee...Apparently,Mr.Lee is not attracted to those who are like...uh...prostitutes...Only one boy who didn't act like a prostitute and he won...Ha Ha...But I must say,I admire your courage to be the girl's playtoy Han Ren...I got a picture of him in his beauty look,but wouldn't wanna break his heart...I'll put it on poll to see how many who want's to see Han Ren's beautiful look...

After those 2 wonderful games,the rest are...boring ones...so there's no need to tell the remaining games...After the games,the students are to head back to the apartment and get ready for the next activity which will be taking place at the beach by 12 o clock a.m...I'm sure you can all guess what's the next activity,yes,it's ghost stories...Ha Ha...finally,something to look forward to...

12:00 A.M
We arrived at the beach and the place was really dark,kinda spooky,but fun...

12:05 A.M
More students came and waited there with us

12:15 A.M
It was getting late and way past our schedule

12:20 A.M
Mr.Lee came,he said that Mrs.Lee has a bad sore throat,so the activity ghost stories is canceled

12:30 A.M
Students went back to their apartment after staying at the beach long enough...So were we

It was sad to say that ghost stories were canceled,but at least now we can get some rest after a whole day of fun...



Well that is all for Day 2,so what did you think?Is it better than Day 1?Of course!Good night folks!!! XD

Day 3 in Pangkor Isle(22th Dec 2007)

Ah....It's finally the last day,the day where it all ends,the day where we get to go back home,the day where...ok cut the chit chat...This ain't no sad story!!!

The day started as usual,wake up...breakfast...get packed...SAYONARA PANGKOR MONSIEUR!!!
Before we get packed,AS USUAL,there is always a group photo session...Pictures taken,and we're OFF!

Day 3 of Pangkor isn't all that fun,we sat a ferry from Pangkor Isle to Pangkor Jetty while watchin Shanghai Knights,then its all a bus life...Boring isn't?Well,thanks to Mrs.Lee...It isn't as boring as it seems...


A BUS LIFE
In the bus:we sat and we slept and we sang,YES,sang!!!
Everyone needs to sing,that the rule of the game that teacher created...sickening!Ah,the tune of the croak of every frog in the bus...what a wonderful way to spend our time while waiting for the arrival in Klang...wondering what I sang?WON'T TELL XD...We couldn't sleep peacefully as Mrs.Lee just keep trying to prank us...What's the prank?Lipstick graffiti on the faces of sleeping victims!!!SCARY

Staying awake!!!


Before we arrived in Klang,we stopped by over Teluk Intan for a visit to a famous biscuit shop...The **** shop...Sorry,forgot the name XD...

We we're given the time to visit THAT shop,but~~~everyone was looking for the toilet...Ha Ha!Unfortunately,the toilet is cleverly hidden within a shopping complex,which makes our quest in search of the MAGICAL TOILET,seriously unbearable!!!

This here is Teluk Intan's famous menara condong which is not even condong!


More pictures


Close up view of the clock


Watch the pointer CLOSELY!At the same time,try to find another difference from the original picture


The jail cell that was specially made for coins!!!Can't see the coins la XD



Well that is about all the pictures I have for this trip...


After the trip to Teluk Intan,it was back into the bus...And more lipstick graffiti!!!We arrive in Klang quite late and it was way behind schedule...But still...we made it back home...


We left Pangkor and we left the cruel minds of Mrs.Lee,but the trip is enjoyable yet dangerous!Memories were taken home,in the form of photography and momerology...whatever that word means...

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