Friday, October 31, 2008

REVIVAL!!!!

Dear god, I would like to BEG of YOU to forgive me for my sins in the past. Of course,my sins are not meant to be known by humans XD... So I'll be keeping it a secret.

Dear god,I promise YOU, I will cleanse myself of all my sins, and I will do good deeds that does not involve risking my flesh and bones.XD

The sky will be the witness of my oath,
the ground shall be there to feel me whole.
And from there I make my promise to god,
I, Mr.Esther-Gourd-Van-Schvan-Spitsvergh,
VOW to god I will be good,
so Santa Claus will visit ME!

HAHAAHAHAHAHAH
AMEN!!!!

Dear god,I have only 1 deeply-not-so desired wish, and I would really be pleased if my wishes are fulfilled.


Dear god, under this holy star, that has been brought down by your hands of wisdom,PERSONALLY... I wish that my blog, www.ebonyschmebonies.com, be REVIVED!!!!




AND SO..... that is the story of how my blog been revived. Therefore, I declare 31/10/08, 31st October 2008, ESTHER DAY... Humans should thank me for making this day a holiday XD... NOT!!!




P.S (this post may contain excessive dramatic scenes which causes sexual arousement and explicit foul languages, please care when reading... To all christians, the word AMEN has been widely used by non-christians,please do not prosecute them, including me XD. Ty)

Reasons-to-Treasons

HuHU... It has been 20 mins since my blog revived, and I decide to post again since I has an exact, 1 hr 58 mins 34 secs to my maths tuition....

Following the revival of EST-de-HER(my blog), I'm very sure there are a few of you humans which are always in the midst of curiosity, demanding the truth behinds my decision to blog again... Well then HUMANS, here's a few reasons to ease your minds on why I started to blog again...


REASON NO.1
As you all know, blog has been one the prime methods of exposing yourself to the public, and also a way to KILL time. Maybe there's even a small sum of humans who blog for the sake of money. HOW? I won't tell you~~~XD hahahah!

Well my purpose to revive blog is cause I was bored with gaming...LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea Yea,wait till you hear my 2nd reason... Muahahahha!!!

I was decided to blog due to the ennui caused by endless gaming since last friday...HOHO


REASON NO.2
Jealousy lurks beyond our imaginations. They grow deep in the heart, mind, and souls of human... Of course, I'm not excluded.

I was getting jealous of the humans, they blog, everyday... Morning, night, noon, evening, MIDNIGHT, FORTHNIGHT, DAWN, PRAWN!!!!

They blog till they go crazy and even started to go berserk when people look at them posting their BLOGS! I...TOO AM GONNA BE LIKE'EM.... wuakkakakaka
(In short,I wanna be part of the bloggers AGAIN) XD


REASON NO.3
It's about time to promote my friends blog to the world. I know they don't really need my help at all, but it's part of LIST OF GOOD DEEDS TO BE DONE that I must do to be a good man. haha...

And so,I'll be promoting some of my friends blog, like the recent member of the blogger family... calebcwc.blogspot.com
This is Caleb's blog,he's my friends XD.hahahaha

There's also...
unclaimedmusic.blogspot.com
This is Han Ren's blog,one of my top acquaintance... Though I don't think this is his main blog... I lost his main... XD HAHAHA, sorry dude!

REASON NO.4
Can't a guy blog whenever he wants! ZZZZ