1) Do you think you're hot?
no.... not since the las few days of rain XD

2) Upload a picture of yourself?
mayb... wait la.... nxt time

3) Why do you like the picture?
cuz im hot... @_@

4) When is the last time you ate pizza?
do u jot down wat u ate and when u eat?

5) The last song you listened to?
avenged sevenfold-a little piece of heaven... the oni song i've listen since tis 2 weeks of holiday

6) What are you doing now besides this?
nothing

7) What name do you prefer besides your name?
Human

People I tag:
Han Ren
Shin Yi
Chow Kuan
Caleb
Yee Ai

8) Who is number 1?
Han Ren...READ ABOVE!!!

9) Number 3 is having a relationship with?
Ck? Wait ah...calling him now... *RING~~~

10) Say something about number 5?
My fren who alwiz seem lonely in tuition XD

11) How about number 4?
A human with superb brain

12) Who is number 2?
Another human with another superb brain... :P

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#2

Bold the statements that are true to you.
Italicize the statements that you wish were true.
Leave the fibs alone.

Then, stab 5 people to do the same test.
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I love my friends (love is such a harsh word XD)
Teacher are sometimes fun too
You're mine
Holidays sucks
Miracle would happen
Friends are forever
Everything is a circle and you'll be back in square 1
I love ice creams
I don't enjoy leisure sports
I hate Facebook
I don't shop when I have a bunch of money
I won't give myself excuses to buy stuff that I like
I hate when outing's doesn't work out
I dislike camwhore-ing
I hate people giving me mini teddy bears where I can't hug it to sleep( I already hate bears)
I love lcly friends
Lala are just having an artistic mind
People thinks I'm an idiot but actually...I really am
I LOVE Christmas. Especially whites 1
I like dong dong ciang's musics
I am so damn fking healthy ( I wouldn't really call myself purely healthy,jz don have cancer)
I'm a Chinese whom studied mandarin for 13 years and still sucks at it (hehehe... it's oni 9 years... lalalala)

Stabbing...

Han Ren
Shin Yi
Chow Kuan
Caleb
Yee Ai

Melaka (End Of Days)

8 NOV 2008(Saturday):
12.00 AM >>> It was late at the night yet early in the morning...The apartment was silent with a slight breeze of air...I stood by the balcony,waiting to see any "activities" around the hotel... NOTHING~~~


12.15 AM >>> It has been only 15 min but I've gotten bored of my night watch... So I went on to my room...There,I saw few humans who were going mad with their daily activities...On Bed 1,Tim and Tan,2 suspected couples who were secretly in love was on the bed gossiping about other humans that I've never heard of in my life...I continued to scan the area...On Bed 2,Shahrul was listening to shuffling music,I couldn't be bothered by him...My eyes went on looking for other humans...THERE,I spotted 3,NO! 4 HUMANS...Who,where by,was really getting the heat on...WITH YU-GI-OH cards...


1.30 AM >>> The card battle went on and on and on and on AND ON...Suddenly,1 of the player collapsed in despair...It seems he was injured in the fight,on to Bed 2,where he slumbers in recovery...POOR CREATURE...


2.00 AM >>> There were only 3 remaining players left...It was a 3-man match to decide who gets the last cup noodle...Player 1 brought out a deck of cards filled with donkeys,Player 2 countered the donkeys with his horses,Player 3 refused to give in and summoned a disgusting piece of wrecked card...OH...the battle went on and on and on and on...AGAIN!


3.00 AM >>> It was getting late...I was about to have an eye shut when I suddenly spotted a,what seems to be a,GAMEBOY...I got hold of myself to that gameboy and cling myself to it...And I played it throughout the whole card game...


4.00 AM >>> 1 of the player surrended in shame...He proposed that they stop fighting over a stupid cup noodle....and fight for the final pack of MILO!!! The battle continues...and so did I,with the gameboy...


4.30 AM >>> It was really silent at that time... All of a sudden,the room door just open abruptly...causing an anaphylactic shock...Everyone went into a deep deep slumber...Luckily 1 of us came to senses and investigated the cause of the door slamming...It was Jerald...The GIGANTUA! He brought us some fresh news,it was the cold history of the hotel we're staying in...HOTEL A FAMOSA...


4.45 AM >>> According to Jerald this hotel has a history of ghost haunts,and accoding to Jerald,according to the hotel's night watchman...A few years back,this hotel was just like any normal hotel,just plain hotel with humans living in it...But 1 incident changed the whole hotel PERMANENTLY...

*BANG *CRASH *THUMP *THUD...

A horrible accident happened at the hotel...A man died in a car crash accident on a night...The man's soul was never at rest and still wanders around the area...Not haunting the living...But just wandering around...

The hotel night watchman claimed that he has ENCOUNTERED the soul before,says that he spoke with the soul...

NIGHT WATCHMAN:Kamu jangan kacau saya dan saya tidak akan kacau kamu

Good thing is,the night watchman did not anger the soul...So he was unharmed...The soul decide to heed his words and goes on doing whatever he's doing...At least that's what I think...


5.00 AM >>> Everyone wasn't really afraid of that story...But for the sake of fun,we decided to haunt ourselves...The plan was proposed by Ding,one of our comrades...He decided to take a snap shot of the outside of the balcony...Though we all know it won't work but like I say,it would be fun to do so,so we went on with his plans...

*SNAP *SNAP *SNAP

NOTHING~~~~

6.00 AM >>> It was already morning...The sunlight breaches the field and the sky seemed bluish grey... After that whole night of living in fear,Ding,Jerald,Kim Seng,Han Ren and I decided to go for a morning walk...We walked on towards a golf course...But later on Ding and Jerald went on a separate path...While they were away we vandalised the golf course XD.... We even took pictures of it...There was a lake nearby the golf course and the morning air was really a breather...










Initial "KS"(Kim Seng)


Initial "YnL"(Yau and Lau)


This 1's a little blur,it writes "KYL"(Kim Seng,Yau,Lau)


We were a happy bunch of vandalising rats XD






Ah... To be able to talk like myself again... HAHAHA...LALALA... I feel free~~~~~


RIGHT! After all those weird stuffs we talk last night... It was finally morning, time to get up before the sun starts burning your butts XD

We were heading over to the A Famosa Safari... To see animals of course... Sorry humans, I didn't get many shots at the Safari Zone so there weren't many pictures to show you...

Firstly we went to the elephant show, a real bummer... A slow-paced elephant taking their own sweet time slowly playing... I almost fell asleep half way during the show...

Elephant Dunk!


3-pointer Elephant


More elephants



After the show we went on a jeep to travel across the area looking at animals.... I was sleeping all the way XD... Must be cause I didn't sleep throughout the whole night...

And then to the Multi animal show... Interesting...Much better than elephants...They have various types of animals... OBVIOUSLY...

This here is an otter,cute and clever... but stupid...


Next was the bird show.... Lastly Cowboy Show,now there's something to talk about.... Of all the show,Cowboy was the best,They made the gunfire look real with the firing and the blood on the walls.... It's a comedy show...

Cowboy town


In totality,Cowboy Show was the best among all...


After the show,we went to our bus and went straight back to school.... And it was time to say bye bye~~~



Phew...Finally finish my post on Melaka XD... I'll see you all again in my next post... BYE~~~

Melaka Days... A long post!!!

Ahhhh... Melaka... The classics... House of dead peoples, house of all things old and the HOUSE OF HISTORY!!!

Well... It's not all that bad... at least this time we didn't go Melaka-o-so-famous Red House... I'm so glad... But we did went through the red house...

Oh... I met a really nice little cowboy who would kindly pose for me there... He's cute XD.
And here's a picture of him.


But I learnt 1 priceless lesson...

Why did the cowboy species face extinction since the last few decades?

Probably because they were dumb enough to insert their heads into a howitzer... HAHA


Or there might be a possibility that fellow cowboys try to insert their partners head while the howitzer was still active... O.O SMART!!!




Ok... it seems I have crap enough into the future of my trip... Let us all have a flash back to the time before the death of cowboys...



A long long time ago, when humans were still fossils and fire were still undiscovered...

It was a Sunday morning... I went to school, the bus took off, the humans were in the bus, and of course we talked gibberish in the bus.... So boring!!!!

But then,something cute happened... Han Ren brought out his toy... A puzzle piece where foolish humans crack their brains to release 2 o more weird piece of puzzle into separate piece...


And here's a picture of it... 2 hook-like-objects bind to each other... But you need skills to open it XD


And here are the few foolish humans who are desperately trying to open it... HAHAHA!!!! Sad humans... GIVE IT UP!!!


And finally.. here's a view of the bus life during our trip to Melaka....


Hohoho... The bus life to Melaka is really dull... So let's get on with our 1st destination...


BEHOLD.... BUKIT AUYIN!!!!


FEEL THE AWESOMENESS OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST "DOOR"!!!


AND NOW... THE PEOPLE WHO BROUGHT YOU "TRIP TO MELAKA"....
THE DEMONIC TRIO !!!


Phew... that's enough of loud announcements...

ok... moving on into Bukit Auyin...

Hhhmm... there weren't any fun things to do there... just like a temple with lots of lots of LOTS OF ROCKS....













You get wat I'm saying!? XD

Well each rocks has it's own history... but I never listen what the tour guide said... Uh... I think none of us did O.O

Then we went on ahead and found this pathway...


OoOoo.... fascinating...


I wonder where it leads? Looks dark in there... Probably hell.. XD


Oh Han Ren... Your hands are as disturbing as when you were just an embryo... LOL



Moving on....

Oh lookie... It's a roof... It also has a weird history but I never listen XD


Ah... here's something I overheard....

This well, is the well of wealth... wash your hands with the waters in this well, and you will get rich..... WHAT A STORY!!!


This here is the well of....uh....um.... somewhat....weird....superstitious thing again. -_-
What, I was never a good eave's dropper....



In totality, they have 5 wells here... Well of fortune,wealth,health and etc....
Followed by lots of weird entrances....

Have a look at these~~~~
Weird gate NO.1


Weird gate NO.2

Weird gate NO.3... OMG!!!! Who put those guys in there!!!! CUT!!!!!!!!


Saw this humongous book in the picture below...


Yeah, I know, It's huge... But I wonder why do these humans are so desperate in touching it???


Probably because the tour guide said that if you touch that book, you'll get intelligent... HAHAHA... Pathetic humans, why are you so superstitious...

I MUST TOUCH IT........... *touch



Ok, I'm done with explaining all these pictures here.... So the following pictures has no stories but just fun... ENJOY!!!

The views through my point of view in Bukit Auyin... Not much of it...






Oh look, there's Kim Seng, one of the joker that brightens up the day... HAHAHA...
Sick fella.... XD


Mahadi's Ketupat gang...


ZzZzZz...


Human Stack Chair...






We found this just around the entrance and decided to have a game of CHINESE CHECKERS!








And then the girls came along...



Hohoho.... After the super extra old boring dull sick nuts Bukit Auyin... We went on to the BEE FARM! Yes, I said it... BEE FARM!
Don't worry humans, the bee's there are preserved and turned into plastic using weird chemicals... So they are perfectly harmless... I think O.o
As you all know, bees love honey... So of course a bee farm, will have to promote honey to the tourists... As a token of appreciation to the bees for "Thanks for posing for my tourists"
They serve free honey to the tourists stored in a big tank... There were so many kinds of honey...So sweet... So diabetic... -_-

DA BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NO,NOT THAT BOY... THE HIVE...THE HIVE... ZzZzz


Well I didn't take much pictures of the bees due to the large amount of humans walkin here and there.... Can't get a clear shot... more like a clean shot... XD

The different stages of bee hive... Eeeww... @_@... Its like the growth of babies.


This here is my personal favorite... Petronas Twin Tower!!! Shocking...


Here's a bee globe... It's made of BEEEEEEEEES


LOL... Sick posers... Shiver until the camera got a motion blur...






After the bee farm, we went onwards to Melaka... Have I mention we still weren't in Melaka? Guess not... That explains the "What you mean went onwards to Melaka... Aren't you guys in there already?" look...

Ah... One of the structure near the great big door to Melaka... Couldn't get a picture of the door XD


And here comes Melaka... Everybody know Melaka is famous for it's...uh... colourful yet ancient trishaw... So we can see it all over Melaka... HAHA...

Ok... here's how the story continues... Han Ren, Liew and I drop off near the Melaka red house... and here's what we saw...


Yes... More trishaw... but besides that we also saw this...

Yes, you guessed it again... more red house....




But we, the non-patriots of Malaysia, don't want to look at all these sick stuffs so we ran away to Mc Donald... YEAH! Mc Donald... Finally something modern in Melaka... We had our lunch there until about 3 or 4... Can't recall XD...

Then we took off to Tan Kim Hock for deserts... At least that's what I think... This here is the main centre of products for Melaka... They sell many stuffs... Edible stuffs... Mostly those traditionla kinds of foods... Not meals, but snacks...



The cendol here is really famous, therefore you can see many tourists stop by here for cendol....



They serve durian cendol,red bean cendol and plain-old-cendol...

Here's a sample of the mouth watering durian cendol...


And here are the humans who eat it...


OMG!!! Poor little cendol... The humans reduced you to a soup...


LOL... I don't know who this Mak Cik is...





Right after that, we went to the hotel where we are gonna stay there for the rest of our very lives... No la... Not so teruk... The teacher chose the apartment and member for us...

Each apartment has:
3 bedroom(each has 2 queen size beds)
2 bathroom
1 living room
1 kitchen

The members in my apartment are:
1. Me
2. Han Ren
3. Liew
4. Tim (foreign guy XD)
5. Tan
6. Shahrul
7. Another boy
8. Tanesh (Lord of Mahadi prefect)
9. Uncle bus driver 1
10.Uncle bus driver 2(HEAVY SMOKER!!!!!!)

Our apartment is at the 11th floor... So it's mosquito free!!! LOL

Before we could enjoy our rest at our apartment after a long day of walking around Melaka, the teacher anounced that we have to be at the lobby in 20 minutes... -_-
We need to bathe and get ready within 20 minutes.... That's just gibberish... 10 humans 2 bathroom... it's like the race of a lifetime... Luckily we manage to do it in 15 minutes... WUAKAAKAAK!!!! All men ma, no girls... Compare to my Pangkor trip, this Melaka trip was a much better trip XD

After we came down to the lobby... We have a few minutes of fun so I got a snapshot of tis...


We went for dinner in the evening... DUH... at a nasi kandar shop... The food there was HORRENDOUS!!! I was able to survive their foods with a little help from CHILI!!!!!!

As planned by the teacher, after dinner we are going to head over to A Famosa's Cowboy Town...
We arrived at A Famosa Cowboy Town and our 1st view was this...

WARNING:THE PICTURE BELOW IS SOMETHING THAT HUMANS WITH WEAK HEART MUST NOT SEE... PLZ CONSULT YOUR DOCTORS BEFORE SCROLLING DOWN ANY FURTHER













AAAAAAAAAAA!!!! MY EYES... IT BURNS!!!

What you don't get it? Naive humans, Zzzzz... allow me to hint you... Homo.... Get it???
Ya, it's true... and I think the rest of Cowboy Town is filled with homo guys... Scary~~

And we went on with the posing...




Well good thing is, homo is not the only thing we see at the entrance... There are also 2 horses waiting for god to take their lives away... 1 of them look sad, the other was hyperactive...

Before the horse goes berserk...


Horse went berserk...


Stop horsie... STOP!


A Famosa Cowboy Town...


Ok... Many have heard of these A Famaso places but not many have entered it... So I'll be giving you all a picture of how's Cowboy Town... NOT MANY THINGS!!!!

They have a theme park but it's really dull... It was really really boring... The facilities there weren't much of what I expected... But in the end, I had fun cause I got friends XD
Have a look at Cowboy Town...


Here they have cyclops pony!


But they don't bite... They just STARE O.O


Ultraman VS Cowgirls


Later on, we went into somewhere to watch a bunch a performances... i forgot what they call that show XD
I didn't take a shot at all the acts so I can't show you guys how it is... But it's kinda boring...

Mat Rempit...


Colourfully litted cars...




Chu Chu~~~~ All Aboard!




The show ends with a big blast.... They fired up fireworks that brightly lit up the sky.... Enjoy~



















After that beautiful fireworks, my friends and I went to play the bumper car at the theme park... THE ONLY THING THAT KEEPS THE FUN GOING... It was late that time, around 10.50
We went back to the apartment at around 11... Haha...




Phew.... After 3 days (6 hrs) of typing, I finally was able to finish my Day 1 Melaka.... LOL... Call me lame but I like to make a long typing though it's tiring... HAHAHA... The next post will be Day 2, where the story began at 12am midnight... Look forward to the spooky episode of Day 2 Melaka...

~End~